January 2011
9 posts
SOME of these are true
1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet UP when you are done.
2. If you are cooking a special dinner for a man, be sure to include something from each of the four major male food groups: Meat, Fried, Beer, and Red.
3. Don’t make him hold your purse in the mall.
4. Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary in many of the fine bars and fraternities...
“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.”
– Robin Williams
“If you can dream it, you can do it.”
– Walt Disney
“A man should never neglect his family for business.”
– Walt Disney
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein
“I don’t know how to spell my name.”
– Jasmine Park
“Faith is taking the first step even when you can’t see the whole...”
– Martin Luther King 